At my recent physical, my doctor cautioned that I should get some more exercise, and drop a few pounds. The weather has been lousy for outside activities, so I’m postponing that for now.

I am watching what I eat more closely, so I counted exactly what I consumed during a one hour pre-game show and the Super Bowl broadcast.

Here’s my list:

-16 potato chips with French Onion Dip.
-A cup of chili.
-Approx. four ounces of hot and spicy pork rinds.
-Nine bone-in buffalo wings, no sauce.
-A Vlasic crisp pickle spear.

Not bad for four plus hours, right?

Oh yeah, and I washed it all down with eight cans of Busch Light. I’m glad I don’t own a scale.